Trump's new website is all about how to own the libs during the holidays

It is almost Christmas, and we still cannot rest our weary eyes from the horrors we witnessed in 2019 — because they are still coming.

On Tuesday, CBS News reported that the Trump campaign has launched a website dedicated entirely to...owning the libs.

That's it, that's the website.

If SnowflakeVictory.com — yes, that is the actual url — did not have the Trump/Pence 2020 logo at the bottom complete with the "Paid for by Donald J. Trump for President, Inc." attribution, one might think this was the doing of one of his more tech-savvy supporters. Or what makes even more sense, a parody website created by a "lib" themselves.

The website features 12 policy discussion points, from "The Trump Economy Is Strong" to "There was no quid pro quo, Democrats always obsessed with impeachment" to my personal favorite:

Each point has a dropdown section with written info as well as a video companion.

In a statement to CBS News, Trump campaign national secretary Kayleigh McEnany said that the campaign had seen articles about "liberal snowflakes" being afraid to see their Trump-supporting relatives this holiday season — and they want MAGA hat wearers to be ready.

"We're not helping snowflakes avoid arguments — we're helping Trump supporters win them," McEnany said in the statement. "As 2019 draws to a close and 2020 approaches, President Trump and Americans are going to be winning, winning, and winning, and then winning some more!"

Just what the Trump campaign needs as he just became the third president in U.S. history to be impeached: more winning. This will surely be a happy holiday for us all.