Meet Bea, a 7-year-old with the mind of a worldly, badass, 30-something out to live her best life.
Bea is the daughter of writer Kelly Oxford, a screenwriter, blogger, and the New York Timesbestselling author of the book, Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar.
Oxford's hilarious tweets detailing little Bea's views on Donald Trump, periods, and The Kardashians are beyond precocious -- they will make you wish this 7-year-old was your best friend.
SEE ALSO: Kid writes own wise proverbs for homework assignmentFor starters, Bea understands womanhood better than any kid her age.
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She also gets politics, even though she's 11 years too young to vote.
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She knows what she likes. (And it's food.)
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She's complicated.
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Her opinions on pop culture are on point, and she can throw shade as easily as taking a breath.
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She knows how you feel during book club.
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No one can compete with her coolness.
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Her conspiracy theories that will rock you.
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She has big ideas...
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...and a cool cat...
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...and her brother is amazing at bottle-flipping.
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This whole family could not be any cooler.
We expect big things from Bea (and her siblings). Big.
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