Twitter is doing a better job at teaching sex ed than most schools in the United States.

In case your high school education failed you, too, doctors recommend that people pee after sex to help prevent urinary tract infections. It's become popular for Twitter users to leave wholesome nightly messages for each other, like reminding people to take off their makeup, leave trash exes on read, and pee after sex. After all, nobody wants to wake up with a UTI and resort to a week-long cranberry juice cleanse.

Twitter user @trashychick mixed it up, tweeting, "pee after sex or u will get a dui."

Tweet may have been deleted

Their tweet inspired others to come up with their own consequences of not peeing after sex, tossing in some well known acronyms.

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Popular bands made an appearance, too.

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

And people came up with ... creative threats, from acceptance to a Texas university to second amendment stans.

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

Tweet may have been deleted

In case this new meme isn't enough of a reminder, we'll say it one more time: Don't forget to pee after sex.